In a move that will surprise absolutely no animal, vegetable or mineral in the entire universe, Farrah Abraham has posted a topless photo to celebrate her nomination for "Woman Crush Wednesday," which is, of course, herself. Has there every been anyone more vapid and self-absorbed in the history of people? No, of course not. And that is the magic of Farrah Abraham.
Farrah also wanted to take this big opportunity to make sure everyone was very aware that she could afford and did purchase an expensive designer handbag, making sure the name was visible in the photo and declaring herself "fashionably with the LV" and explaining that this is "my treat had to have the new limited LV" in her caption. And in case we forgot about her roots, she also used the hashtag "self-made," because she was the one who got pregnant at 16 and had enough moxie to use that experience build an entire career.
You all better be appreciating Farrah while we've got her, while she's so dedicated to being such an imbecile at every possible turn, because there's never going to be another person like her. On one hand, hooray, but on the other hand, life could never be the same without our favorite fake vagina model. Savor this nonsense, friends. Hold it close.
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